Donmabdoss is a god.
He takes the form of a large, annoying
lobster.
Donmabdoss created oxygen four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Donmabdoss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Donmabdoss, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Donmabdoss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Donmabdoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not sing in public.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Hide if four hamsters approach from the south.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always help frogs.