Methakwon Weelog is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional
cat.
Methakwon Weelog created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Methakwon Weelog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Methakwon Weelog, she will turn you into a goat.
Methakwon Weelog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Methakwon Weelog's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Never sit near eagles.
3. Never paint your head black.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.