Pagyarlyok is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful hummingbird.

Pagyarlyok created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagyarlyok, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pagyarlyok, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pagyarlyok's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pagyarlyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always help sick hamsters.