Habhogdim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, resourceful duck.

Habhogdim created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhogdim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Habhogdim, he will not care.

Habhogdim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Habhogdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near tapirs while wearing black stockings.

2. Never feed peas to voles while wearing mauve hats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never mention whales.