Sugjigart Mapmatgum is a god.
It takes the form of a small, egotistical
donkey.
Sugjigart Mapmatgum created the universe four years ago.
If you believe in
Sugjigart Mapmatgum, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Sugjigart Mapmatgum, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Sugjigart Mapmatgum's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Sugjigart Mapmatgum's Holy Commandments1. Always wear fawn.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Sugjigart Mapmatgum.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.
4. Do not hop in public.
5. Feed all hungry mice.