Cidcitvansawabnel is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, loving hummingbird.

Cidcitvansawabnel created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidcitvansawabnel, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cidcitvansawabnel, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cidcitvansawabnel's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cidcitvansawabnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cidcitvansawabnel's name in vain.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Always obey Cidcitvansawabnel's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Cidcitvansawabnel in the centre of the settlement.