Quartonttarpgomvad is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, almighty
penguin.
Quartonttarpgomvad created a down quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Quartonttarpgomvad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Quartonttarpgomvad, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Quartonttarpgomvad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Quartonttarpgomvad's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not hurt goats.
4. Always help gulls.
5. Never talk about fire.