Bemcidyog is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful
jaguar.
Bemcidyog created carbon eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bemcidyog, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bemcidyog, it will turn you into a hamster.
Bemcidyog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Bemcidyog's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Bemcidyog must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Respect your elders.