Vablenjenran is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, self-assured
skunk.
Vablenjenran created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vablenjenran, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vablenjenran, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Vablenjenran's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Vablenjenran's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured squirrels.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never talk about special relativity.
5. Do not stand on grass.