Pomwiggon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, passionate swallow.

Pomwiggon created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomwiggon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pomwiggon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pomwiggon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pomwiggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Worship no other gods but Pomwiggon.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must pray to Pomwiggon five times a day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.