Futhivhun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, compassionate ant.

Futhivhun created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Futhivhun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Futhivhun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Futhivhun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Futhivhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing mauve hats.