Bifdonwad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic walrus.

Bifdonwad created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifdonwad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bifdonwad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bifdonwad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bifdonwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat gulls with great respect.

2. You must pray to Bifdonwad nine times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed lots of rice to dogs while wearing brown rings.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.