Cubflamdibgargilfum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous ferret.

Cubflamdibgargilfum created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Cubflamdibgargilfum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cubflamdibgargilfum, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cubflamdibgargilfum's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cubflamdibgargilfum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubflamdibgargilfum.

2. Never feed bananas to cats while wearing pink boots.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Run away from red frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about moons.