Bafjinflis is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous horse.

Bafjinflis created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafjinflis, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bafjinflis, she will cry a lot.

Bafjinflis' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bafjinflis' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.