Didtinnill is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful dog.

Didtinnill created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didtinnill, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Didtinnill, she will curse you with boils.

Didtinnill's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Didtinnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near shrews.

2. Erect three zinc sculptures of Didtinnill on top of important buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.