Tettilatkop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate wren.

Tettilatkop created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tettilatkop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tettilatkop, he will strike you with lightening.

Tettilatkop's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tettilatkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.