Zankabgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful rat.

Zankabgeb created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Zankabgeb, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zankabgeb, he will ignore you.

Zankabgeb's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zankabgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zankabgeb.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.