Spagbidlip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited gerbil.

Spagbidlip created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagbidlip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Spagbidlip, it will not care at all.

Spagbidlip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Spagbidlip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Spagbidlip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.