Bepget is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane dingo.

Bepget created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepget, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bepget, it will strike you with lightening.

Bepget's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bepget's Holy Commandments

1. Bepget loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away if seven sharks approach from the south.