Fotlopdad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able weasel.

Fotlopdad created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fotlopdad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fotlopdad, it will turn you into a duck.

Fotlopdad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fotlopdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help eagles.

5. Never eat bark.