Shavmobxin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise skunk.

Shavmobxin created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavmobxin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavmobxin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Shavmobxin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Shavmobxin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if eight voles approach from the east.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear cyan shoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.