Stignellgut is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy raven.

Stignellgut created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stignellgut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stignellgut, she will turn you into a snail.

Stignellgut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Stignellgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing brown stockings and balancing eight silver spheres on your arms.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat nuts.