Sanarnmapflatortcib is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent deer.

Sanarnmapflatortcib created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanarnmapflatortcib, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sanarnmapflatortcib, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sanarnmapflatortcib's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sanarnmapflatortcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.