Hubbeptag Dagnurtlagflablad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able meerkat.

Hubbeptag Dagnurtlagflablad created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbeptag Dagnurtlagflablad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubbeptag Dagnurtlagflablad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hubbeptag Dagnurtlagflablad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hubbeptag Dagnurtlagflablad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.