Fungamboss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental butterfly.

Fungamboss created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungamboss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fungamboss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fungamboss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fungamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near horses while wearing yellow shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.