Nabkamlan Cunligcar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind elephant.

Nabkamlan Cunligcar created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabkamlan Cunligcar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nabkamlan Cunligcar, he will be very sad.

Nabkamlan Cunligcar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nabkamlan Cunligcar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo aardvarks for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Nabkamlan Cunligcar's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.