Jannulzag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid shrew.

Jannulzag created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jannulzag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jannulzag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jannulzag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jannulzag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jannulzag first in all things.

2. Jannulzag loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Retreat if eight doves approach from the south.