Mathinfub Arfragnabvig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, temperamental badger.

Mathinfub Arfragnabvig created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mathinfub Arfragnabvig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mathinfub Arfragnabvig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mathinfub Arfragnabvig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mathinfub Arfragnabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mathinfub Arfragnabvig first in all things.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never paint your chest green.

5. Run away from turquoise goats, for they are unholy.