Hablitlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous jellyfish.

Hablitlit created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hablitlit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hablitlit, it will be very unhappy.

Hablitlit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hablitlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not take Hablitlit's name in vain.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always help sick sharks.