Fasnanhun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying aardvark.

Fasnanhun created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasnanhun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasnanhun, she will laugh at you.

Fasnanhun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fasnanhun's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Hide from green great tits for they are unholy.

4. Never leap near birds.

5. Do not chop down trees.