Titlapquart is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unjust monkey.

Titlapquart created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Titlapquart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Titlapquart, she will turn you into a frog.

Titlapquart's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Titlapquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.