Safbopjab Luncedmis Batvinlip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awesome dog.

Safbopjab Luncedmis Batvinlip created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safbopjab Luncedmis Batvinlip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Safbopjab Luncedmis Batvinlip, she will be very unhappy.

Safbopjab Luncedmis Batvinlip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Safbopjab Luncedmis Batvinlip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.