Fitqueeglik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented pig.

Fitqueeglik created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Fitqueeglik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fitqueeglik, it will be very unhappy.

Fitqueeglik's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fitqueeglik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Always take life seriously.