Camdunrow Doddoggub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet deer.

Camdunrow Doddoggub created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Camdunrow Doddoggub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Camdunrow Doddoggub, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camdunrow Doddoggub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Camdunrow Doddoggub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must love Camdunrow Doddoggub.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.