Danbopnarnanwotlib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, charitable bee.

Danbopnarnanwotlib created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danbopnarnanwotlib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Danbopnarnanwotlib, he will be mildly annoyed.

Danbopnarnanwotlib's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Danbopnarnanwotlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Pray towards the west.