Flaggedwon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless wyvern.

Flaggedwon created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flaggedwon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flaggedwon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flaggedwon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flaggedwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. You must love Flaggedwon.

5. Never think about gravity near doves while wearing orange kilts and balancing three nickel spheres on your face.