Jabcabten is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient horse.

Jabcabten created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabcabten, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabcabten, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jabcabten's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jabcabten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing pink shorts and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. You must pray to Jabcabten three times a day.