Kadhitdim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, proud aardvark.

Kadhitdim created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhitdim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kadhitdim, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kadhitdim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kadhitdim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Kadhitdim's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed pineapples to pigs while wearing magenta tights.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.