Xendantam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, conceited squid.

Xendantam created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xendantam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xendantam, she will turn you into a plant.

Xendantam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Xendantam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Always help birds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Respect your elders.