Tippop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous human.

Tippop created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tippop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tippop, it will torture you forever.

Tippop's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tippop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing pink dresses and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never play with disobedient children.