Bunziglabtalponven is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sapient pig.

Bunziglabtalponven created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunziglabtalponven, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bunziglabtalponven, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bunziglabtalponven's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bunziglabtalponven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

4. Bunziglabtalponven must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.