Ranrulstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited warg.

Ranrulstaf created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranrulstaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranrulstaf, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ranrulstaf's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ranrulstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Hide if six porpoises approach from the east.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.