Rillmabciss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish shrew.

Rillmabciss created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmabciss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rillmabciss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rillmabciss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rillmabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Hide from brown monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.