Quillquartbus is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, clever pigeon.

Quillquartbus created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillquartbus, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quillquartbus, it will turn you into a mole.

Quillquartbus' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Quillquartbus' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the north.