Gepbesslat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident otter.

Gepbesslat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbesslat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepbesslat, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gepbesslat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gepbesslat's Holy Commandments

1. Gepbesslat loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Hide if six eagles approach from the east.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.