Bissgatbaparp is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, humorless
crane.
Bissgatbaparp created gold three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissgatbaparp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Bissgatbaparp, it will manifest in front of you.
Bissgatbaparp's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Bissgatbaparp's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never hop in holy places.