Xinsisjen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, thoughtless newt.

Xinsisjen created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinsisjen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xinsisjen, she will not care.

Xinsisjen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Xinsisjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.