Botyarlmet is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sage squirrel.

Botyarlmet created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botyarlmet, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Botyarlmet, he will not care at all.

Botyarlmet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Botyarlmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Do not listen to music.