Gadhaprak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful tapir.

Gadhaprak created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhaprak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gadhaprak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gadhaprak's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gadhaprak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must love Gadhaprak.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.