Bosslitfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fast gerbil.

Bosslitfob created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosslitfob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bosslitfob, she will remove you from existence.

Bosslitfob's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bosslitfob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about optics near rats while wearing red scarves.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.